Because Whining Is So Presidential

John McCain in his radio address today:

With all the breathless coverage from abroad, and with Senator Obama now addressing his speeches to (quote) 'the people of the world,' (unquote) I'm starting to feel a little left out. Maybe you are, too.

Now if only the American people voted based on who sounds more like a pouting, jilted high schooler stood up for the prom, John McCain would have a lock on the presidency.